We've been mucking about on Twitter
What's new on the Twittersphere? Parody account @A_LordDarling - no relation to the real Darling, obviously, but funny nonetheless - has embarked on a one-man protest under the ill-fated Forth bridge.
Yes, @A_LordDarling has taken up residence on a pile of rocks underneath the once-mighty structure in a brave demonstration against the SNP's infrastructure failings, which apparently stretch all the way to Chelsea FC's Stamford Bridge stadium and the breaking news departure of Jose Mourinho.
Whoever runs this parody account, we salute you.
A fast-moving situation - stay tuned for further gripping updates